I heard you wanted a bedtime story.
Or whatever. Luck for you I’m the damn best at bedtime stories.
Once upon a time….
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
(via lovi-kun)
Here’s an appetizer for the Spamano to come for sandstar72~! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
yea p much
Antonio would totally be Lovino’s bitch and Antonio would love it
(via flynnagan)
Hello Anon, look at your grandma
now back at me
now back at your grandma
now back at me
Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she stopped being a lazy ass on that chair and switched her spectacles to some badass sunglasses, she could be manly like I am.
Look down, back up, where are you?
You’re in Rome with the man your grandma could be like.
What’s in my hand, back at me.
I have it, it’s a delicious tomato you fucking wish you could eat.
Look again
the tomato is now Belgium.
Anything is possible when your grandma is fucking manly like me.
I’m on a Vespa.
Ooooops, fixed!
